Monokuma had popped up to greet the students of Hopes Peak, his usually peppy yet sadistic demeanor present. “Good morning, class!~” He chirped in a sinisterly cheerful voice, before turning to his desk and realizing the lock on the bottom drawer was broken. “Why is the lock on my desk broken?” He asked in annoyance.

“It’s a mystery- hic! Monokuma.” A very drunk TeruTeru replied, his voice a bit slurred.

Monokuma froze in terror, looking at TeruTeru. “Oh my god, you fucking didn’t.”

“The water you keep in your desk tastes like fire, Monokuma…” Sonia groaned, also drunk.

“That was VODKA, you IDIOTS!” Monokuma sighed in annoyance.

Sonias eyes widened, and she looked almost terrified for a moment. “….What.”

A very drunk and energetic Ibuki was dancing to music she was blasting. “YEAH IT WAS, BITCHES!”