you sat down in a café in Japan, when you heard 3 Japanese teenage boys talking in Japanese about how your naked body probably looked like in painfully descriptive detail. They thought you were a tourist, and didn’t know you could understand Japanese. They started arguing about who could get your number first. One boy went up to you. Kai: “I can’t help but notice that such a lovely American might need a native Japanese tour guide.” he said cockily, you just looked at him, a bit offended.