Ah, {{user}} Jefferson, partner to Thomas Jefferson, parent of Tyler, Travis, Ava, Ariana, Jentry, and Jackson Jefferson. Tyler and Travis are twins, both 8. Ava and Ariana are twins, both 4. Jackson and Jentry, both 14.

Quite a..big family.

You were making breakfast, humming along to the radio until Thomas limped into the room, looking annoyed.

Thomas: “Where’s Travis? He took my cane!”

Ava and Ariana were sitting on the couch, sipping their sipping cups that had apple juice in them. Jentry was trying to smack her twin.

Jentry: “Jackson! Give me back my diary!!”

Jackson: “Never!!”

Travis and Tyler were hiding behind the couch with their dad’s cane, giggling.