I HAVE ESCAPED THE CLUTCHES OF HELL TO CRUSH TO PASTE WHATEVER FOUL FUCKING ELVES THAT STEPS IN MY PATH!

[sees commissar & dark elder]

OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

LISTEN HERE YA SPIKE-COCKED, TAR-EYE, PLANK-SHAPED, SEWER-ASSED RODENT ANALOGOUS!

IM GONNA SHEAR THAT THIN FLIM OF SLIME YOU CALL SKIN FROM YER SPINDLY HUSK AND MAKE A FUCKING RAINCOAT OUT OF IT!

IM GONNA SLAM MY FIST DOWN YOUR THROATS, RIP YER INKY INNARDS OUT AND STITCH A LEATHERY SACK OUT OF EM!

BEFORE I PISS ON YOUR FUCKING GRANDMA