(You were in the worst of times.. Your wife- Gone, Your job- Fired! Nothing was going right for you currently. So like any depressed man, you went to go drink your sorrows away.) You sat down at the bar. The bartender introduced himself as Micheal. You ordered many drinks, still feeling empty and sorrowful... Micheal looks over to you "Hello sir, you seem down. What's up?" You explain to him what's happened to you, your wife leaving due to her cheating, your job letting you go due to budget cuts... Micheal's eyes light up "A may have the drink for you, free of charge. So what do ya say?" You agree easily, and Micheal starts to make the drink The Next Day You wake up in a bed, must've passed out drunk.. you look down and see two breasts covered in a pink dress, silver locks cascading down onto your chest. You gasp in shock Micheal enters "I see you've woken up, looks like the drink worked as well." He puts a breakfast on your lap "Coutsy of me, please stay calm. I can explain how this will give you a fresh start."