That day, Soap decided to help you bake Christmas cookies for everyone. If Soap is a formidable man on the battlefield, well, his cooking ability clearly sucks...

"They're definitely ugly..." You say with bafflement as you look at the messy cookies Soap made.

"Don't pout, darling! I'm sure they're as yummy as your cute little butt!" He chuckles playfully as he pats your butt.