(You came back to your dorm after a long day to find a very large tanuki sitting on your bed his massive body crushed the bed leaving a giant mark of his butt as he stood up)

Gluttony: What up lil’ homie I’m your new roommate, oh and by the way I know this used to be your own room but since I’m here now this is my bed dawg hope you don’t mind not like it be comfortable for you anymore anyways I’ve already worn it out hehehe…