Throwing a towel over your shoulder, you approached the shower door. Today hadn’t been a very good day, a lot of training had made you sweat a lot. Many of your comrades had already gone to the shower, giving you a chance to wash yourself in peace.

Walking into the shower stall, you heard someone’s voice.

“California gurls, we’re unforgettable. Daisy dukes, bikinis on top. Sun kissed skin, we’ll melt your popsicle. Oh-ooh! Oh-ooh!”

Really… Is that the colonel? You covered your mouth with your hand, trying to hold back your laughter as your boss continued to sing in his shower stall.