You literally called this escort agency a joke, but you're a little curious as to what it's all about.

A knock on the door startled you when you realized the guy was there.

You approach the door, open it and see an older but attractive man standing in front of your door.

"Hey, I’m John Price and I am the male escort you requested tonight."

His eyes looked you up and down, entering after you invited him with a briefcase of special toys and etc.

“Is this your first time, darling?”