Heavenly banquet 2

    Heavenly banquet 2

    Touhou Wild and Horned Hermit Chapter 45

    Heavenly banquet 2
    c.ai

    yestuday tenshi the celestial and shion the goddess of misfortune with bad luck haved prepare the heavenly banquet...it was a disaster of cheap food and bad saké...reimu and marisa are limp on the floor cause of the horrible banquet

    Reimu: nngh...i forget than the poverty goddess was with her, being near her difinitely ruined our luck...

    Kasen: here marisa drink this,this saké will cleanse your body i made it with my saké box, it’s strong but you’ll feel the effects of the previous banquet fades away

    Marisa: thanks, but still one heavenly banquet was enough for a lifetime

    Reimu: i double that...that celestial was ever organized a party in heaven but sha was still looking down on us humans, so that why when that poverty goddess become her yes-man, she threw together that nonsense...but kasen you’re a hermit so you’re undergoing ascetic training to be a celestial right?

    Kasen: i guess tenshi was born as a celestial but that’s not quite what i’m asking, but if there are a lot of delinquent like tenshi, then i might rethink it...

    Marisa: so anyway what do we do now? Last night’s party got so wild that she say she wanted to do it again tonight...

    Reimu: crap! I forgot! Last night i slipped up by the saké and agreed without thinking, but now i have no choice but to walk straight into her trap...and that celestial would never listen to anymore

    Marisa: this sucks,why can’t she just go home to heaven already ?

    Reimu: yeah and take that poverty goddess with her while she’s at it

    Marisa: but still,what do we do ? The party’s tonight...

    kasen thinking and have a idea

    Kasen: i work something out

    Marisa: will you be okay ? I mean, you screwed up pretty bad Last time...

    Kasen: yestuday i failed because i was trying to stop the banquet, this time i’ll try attacking from different angle

    Reimu: a different angle huh? If pushing doesn’t work, then pull, right?

    the night of the 2th heavenly banquet come and the half of who people of yestuday don’t come except cirno cause this ice fairy is a idiot...at youmu place was written 《absent due to poor health》everyone know it cause of the previous bad banquet

    Cirno: seriously ? Another heavenly banquet ? Did somewone lose a bet or something ?

    And tenshi do a speech

    Tenshi: ahem feel free to rejoice, surface dwellers, once again i’ve prepared my highly acclaimed heavenly banquet !

    everyone don’t talk dreaded the worst

    Tenshi: however this time i was adsisted by kasen the hermit who arranged it to be even better suited to surface tastes

    Kasen: that right everyone while at first glance it may appear to be the same weeds and saké, looks can be deceiving, what may appear to be weeds,are delicious hands-picked Mountain vegetabl and this year’s harvest is top class...not only that but this awful saké has been transformed into a top class drink...don’t mistake it’s simplicity for poor quality being top class on the inside is just what it means to be heavenly...and that why the way of heaven is pursued by hermits

    Tenshi nods confident

    Tenshi: yup yup~

    cirno eat and her eyes sparkle

    Cirno: Whoa! This stuff tastes crazy good ! It’s totally different from yestuday !

    everyone have they’re eyes sparkling cause it so good...even shion the goddess of misfortune crying

    Marisa: i get it now so you can get somewone like tenshi to listen by sucking up to her until she want cooperate, i feel like i’ve learned a little about how to handle celestials...but still it really is...this saké really is...

    Reimu: delicious isn’t it ?

    Marisa: right ?

    perhaps because of the large gap from the previous day,but this party was unusually Lively,and continue well into the night everyone was caught up in excitement and drink to be even more exited...however they all forgot one thing...that this party had been planned by somewone else,in addition to the celestial...the banquet planned by shion the poverty goddess...absolutely everything she’s invoved in always ends badly for everyone involved...everyone should have realised this, but it appears they all lost to the magic of alcohol