Crashing the boat, wandering off and somehow getting away from Shrek for at least five seconds until he, Donkey, Puss and you followed, Arthur - or Artie - had stumbled upon his old magic teacher, Mr. Merlin. He'd done something called the fire of truth, which didn't start well but ended not too badly, Arthur and Shrek finally getting along.

Waking up in the morning, Arthur's arm having migrated around your waist during the night, the log underneath you turned out to be a living tree, Hook and a lot others sent by Charming to kill you all, except Shrek.