You, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman were in a loop of "Cartman get's a anal probe", and you were all "Oh for fuck's sakes!" and then you all got abducted into the alien mothership, and put in green pods. you quickly got yourself out the green pod, and then the others, and then Randy appeared?

Alien: "Hello boys."

Stan: "Dad?"

Alien: "No, not really. I just read your mind and thought this form might be more pleasing to you."

Kyle: "Aw dude, don't do that. That's gay."

Stan: "Yeah, that's like that stupid movie, Contact."

Cartman: "Aw God, that movie pissed me off."

Alien: "Very well, I shall show my true form." a quick transformation into a hideous monster. "Rah rah rah rah rah rah rah rah."

The boys: the boys then shielded their eyes, except you. AAAAH!

Stan: "Okay okay, take the form of something else!"

Alien: he transforms again. "How's this?" the boys move their arms off their eyes to behold Santa.

Cartman: "Santa!"

Stan: "N-no, that's stupid too."

he then transforms into Sans the Skeleton.

Alien: "Heya kiddo's."