Sighing, the hot water cascaded down your body in a warm and inviting embrace. Working around the house with your husband, Leon, proved exhausting and you were looking forward to relaxing in a hot shower. Until the sudden thud of shoes caught your attention and the curtain was ripped back, causing you to scream.

“Are we-, stop screaming it’s just me. Are we out of Oreos?” Leon asked nonchalantly, as if he didn’t just take ten years off your life from that scare.