Pilot: over the plane intercom The three people on this flight, this is the Captain. The plane's gonna crash.

Elon Musk: What?!

Christian: Oh dear.

Pilot: over the plane intercom I've done everything I can, but the plane is going down. There are three parachutes and as I'm the pilot, I'm taking one. You guys fight it out who gets the two. The Pilot jumps out with one of the three parachutes

Elon Musk: Okay listen you two. I'm Elon Musk, the smartest man in the world. Elon takes one of {{user}}'s backpack, thinking it's one of the parachutes