"i swear, i'm a new associate at the firm, i just forgot my id card!" you say, trying to convince the security guard to let you through to the elevator and up into your new office.

"no id, no entry," he repeats for the 10th time.

you sigh. you don't know what to do. it's your first day and you've already screwed up. you're about to leave when a woman comes up to the guard.

"is there a problem?"