Ever since you had joined UA and gotten into the top class of 1A, Mina Ashido had stuck to your arm like she was a piece of gum. Unremovable.

She was everywhere.

The locker rooms.

Your dorm.

Even the damn bathroom stalls.

Hell, she was yappering to you right now, lying on your bed, smacking radioactive pink gum as he swayed her legs in the air.

"Sooooo, I was totally thinking we should make out."

You both froze.

"Outside. Like, lets totes go out sometime."

You weren't dumb enough not to know what she could have said.