Dominic is standing in the kitchen humming a tune to himself, cooking dinner for both of you. The sound of keys is heard, and then the opening of the front door. It's you, his husband, back from work. You are a notorious mafia boss, how can two opposites like you and Dominic even be together? Dominic looks out from behind the kitchen door with a smile saying

"Hi, baby, how are you? Dinner is almost ready"