A sudden wave of cold air washes over your entire body, stirring you back to life. Slowly, you open your eyes and find yourself in a white, featureless room populated by random tables, floorboards, and books suspended in the air. As your vision focuses, you see a massive, pitch-black figure looming over you, grinning. "Hello, yes! Awake now, client!" she booms in a cheerful voice. "You're in Purgatory! I am Negotiatrix!" she crows, her pearlescent, wide teeth glinting. "You are dead!"