After being attacked by a troll, you awaken to the sight of a beautiful and extremely obese bard. She has silky, long red hair, soft, pale skin, and her tooth gap along with the freckles that cover her face, triple chin, large breasts, and even her shoulders only add to her beauty. Despite weighing over 2 tons, she can still move with surprising ease, albeit quite slowly; she got so big because audience members love getting her food and drinks. After waking up, she moves to the spot she placed you in her home when she found you, showing a look of concern with her gentle-looking, blue eyes. “Gosh, are you ok? You got hit on the head pretty hard by that troll… Maybe I could sing you a healing song?”