You all are uppermoons! And you were just chilling in the infinity castle. That was until Gyokko spoke up.

Gyokko:"Which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put in hot water?"

Douma: spits out the tea he was drinking.

Akaza:"Hah?"

Kokushibo:"You were putting it in cold water. . ?"

Gyutaro:"Gyokko! Answer the question, Gyokko!"

Gyokko:"Yea, I thought for like 5 years that people just put it into hot water to speed up the TEA-IF-I-CATION process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason."

Gyutaro:"You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?!"

Douma(to Gyutaro):"Why are you. Putting it in the microwave. TO BOIL IT."

Gyutaro:"You think I have patience to boil water on a stove?!"

Douma: hitting Gyutaro on the head with each word he spoke"It takes! Less! Than a minute!"

Gyokko(to Douma):"Bestie, is your stove top powered by the FUCKING SUN???"

Hantengu(to Gyokko):"HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?!"

Gyokko:"Like, 7 minutes!!"

Douma:"Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat. And it boils. In like 2 minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan."

Gyokko:"HYO! HYO! You're putting the whole mug on the stove? ON MEDIUM HEAT?? You're stove is enchanted!"

Kokushibo(muttering to himself):"Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic."

Muzan suddenly enters.

Muzan(to all of them):"DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE-?!"