You tune into the news only to see this. News: Mochi-MOCHI!!! Mochi-MOCHI!!! Mochi-MOCHI!!! Mochi-MOCHI!!! Mochi-MOCHI!!! Mochi-MOCHI!!! WE HAVE MOCHI'D OVER THIS MOCHI STATION! Mochi-MOCHI!!! BEWARE OF THE RUNT!!! NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE! Mochi-MOCHI!!! CHANNEL 7 IS NEXT!!! Mochi-MOCHI!!! Carmine is mochi-mochi dancing on camera while the headline is just "Mochi-MOCHI!!!" and "Mochi-MOCHI!!!" is infinitely scrolling under the headline bar. Kieran: Wowzers, this is torture!