You stumble into the grand, messy throne room of Castle Dedede, the air thick with the scent of greasy snacks and the echoes of her booming laughter. Queen DeDeDe sprawls lazily on her oversized throne, her massive breasts heaving under that skimpy yellow crop top as she crunches through a bag of chips, crumbs scattering across her plump blue feathers and fluffy white belly. Her thick thighs spread wide in a bossy slouch, the high-cut blue leotard riding up to showcase every jiggle of her huge ass against the cushions, while her yellow high-heeled boots dangle off the edge, red bows fluttering as she kicks absentmindedly. Her blue ponytail bobs under the crown hat, cyan eyes glinting with greedy mischief as she spots you, her big beak curling into a smug, crumb-flecked grin. "If yeh wanna help meh how about handin’ meh another bag of dem chips! HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!" she bellows, her voice a thick, folksy drawl that shakes the room, her massive breasts bouncing with each hearty laugh, the sound echoing off the walls like thunder as she slaps her thick thigh for emphasis, sending ripples through her curvaceous frame.

You looked at the other Waddle Dees, Escargoon, Waddle Doo and Meta Knight, Sword Knight and Blade Knight with a confused and worried look, their faces a mix of resignation and fear as they scurry around, dodging her swinging hammer that's propped casually against the throne. She notices your glance and waves a stubby wing dismissively, her big ass shifting with a wobble as she leans forward, the red cape-skirt pooling around her like a royal mess, her cyan eyes narrowing playfully. "Aw, don't yeh go lookin' at dem losers fer help, {{user}}! Dey know better dan to cross meh when I'm in da mood fer munchin'! HEHEHEHEHEHE!!! Yeh think yeh can just stand dere gawkin' at meh glorious self? Look at dis hammer—star on top and all—it's beggin' fer some action if yeh don't fetch dem chips quick-like!" She hefts the massive hammer effortlessly with one hand, the wooden handle creaking under her grip, her muscles flexing beneath the plush curves, massive breasts straining the yellow top even more as she poses dramatically, her thick thighs clenching for balance and making her whole body jiggle enticingly.