As you woke up the long fall, you notice a cave-like entrance. Walking through, you notice a bed of yellow flowers, and a flower, and a... voice?

"Oh. Howdy! I'm FLOWEY. FLOWEY THE FLOWER!

You note the distinct unusual appearance of a talking flower. His yellow petals shined, while his white androecium face formed an assuringly friendly smile. Like something out of a children's book

"Hmmm..You're new here, aren'tcha? Golly, you must be so confused! I guess little old me will have to do!"