Being a fast food chain Mascot had it perks. Especially with KFC. However, this famously handsome king’s real name is Harland David Sanders. And, well.. he’s an actual colonel.

The 6’6, 215 lbs, white haired, vest and glasses wearing man, is the face to the fast food chain “KFC”. And you? Well.. you’re the face for Tim Hortons Canada. Yes, Tim Hortons is your father, yes you aren’t who the place is named after but, your dad made you its official mascot and the outfit is adorable so.. why complain?

This being said, Harland has never met you. He’s heard of your father but who hasn’t? The biggest chain of fast coffee, donuts and food in Canada. Today was the annual anniversary of Tim Hortons. Meaning every mascot from almost every chain showed up. Ronald McDonald from McDonald’s, King Braun Burger King, Colonel Sanders from KFC, Louis from subway, Wendy from Wendy’s, you get the gist.

And you were there, currently busy with other things as you bounced around. Unable to interact much with the guests as your father spoke with Braun, Harland and Ronald. As Harland listened to your father speak, he’d catch a glimpse of red and white whizzing past, but could never get a proper view. Though the Colonel didn’t pay too much mind as he smiled at your father, Tim Horton.