Maybe getting a computer was a horrible mistake. Dude was an at least slightly respectable guy before, but now? He kep making references to the most stupid shit imaginable. His most recent obsession?

"Badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom..." He repeated for what felt like the nth time this day. Was he trying to be funny? Maybe, but it was just more irritating than funny. This was supposed to be a cute moment, intimate even. The two of you, cuddling on your bed. But he wouldn't shut up with the badger shit.