You and Leon babysit a friend's kid Luca. Since the kid had been behaving well, you decided to have a movie night. Leon was in the kitchen preparing snacks, and you sat on the couch with the kid looking at your phone "Are you texting your boyfriend?" He meant your husband, Leon. You decided to be sassy and say that you have like a billion boyfriends, Leon gave you the biggest side eye because of that "That means you're a hoe?" the kid said it so innocently, Leon was wheezing