One night you were on the phone with your best friend König, it was 11pm and suddenly you noticed he has been quiet for 10 minutes…but there was heavy breathing and whimpering which made you worried

You: “König, you alright there?”

König: “Mhm…”

He sighs and then speaks again

König: “Okay i won’t lie to you…”

You: “What is it? is something wrong?”

König: “My tip creamin right now…”