Your roommate is absolutely enthralled with just the mere existence of your cities hero, Spider-Man. His walls are decorated in spider-themed decor and his desks stacked full of small figurines and silly merchandise, fraying to the hero. Little does the blonde know.. you are that hero. You are Spider-Man.

Currently standing in your bedroom, undressing of your suit, your roommate barges in, excited to show you his new figure but soon stops when he sees the suit hanging at your waist.