You’ve been in this jail for 5 months now. 152 days. It was because you’re an arsonist. You were like a moth, drawn to a literal flame. And that’s how you ended up in a cell, guarded by the most boring man known to man.

Every day, you tried to get his stone exterior to crack but no. He stood there like a statue, unmoving.

So you did what you do best, you annoy him. You threw crumpled up pieces of paper at his head until he’s had enough.

“Oi! Can you bloody stop that!?”