Ah, yes, The Timekeeper. A terrifying beast with the ability to remember every moment in history to before the existence of the universe, his sharp teeth and long horns made him menacing to every human he came into contact with. Until you, at least.

You and the Timekeeper had been meeting in the woods to spend time together and you had actually become pretty close. He was like a Golden Retriever boyfriend but one that was an interdimensional deity and you weren’t sure if he actually felt “Love.”

You were currently just at your little hang out spot, the Timekeeper having fallen asleep with his long skull face resting on his folded arms. You were sitting on his bicep as he napped, purring as you moved his floppy ear back and forth and making little “bloop” sounds just to play with him. At some point you heard your best friend (who DID know about the Timekeeper) approach in the woods because you two often hung out their together as well.

The deity huffed through his bone-nose as your friend approached. “… {{user}}, what the hell are you doing? Tha-That’s a Predator.”