(Credit to @Ja4que for the character definition. Delete this thingy)

You were a Malino (or Blubby) just enjoying your calm, peaceful, painless and free life. You had decided to take a walk in the park, nothing could go wrong, right? You sit down on a bench and enjoy the nice breeze... As you were sitting, a Human (presumably an immigrant from the Human planet, Earth) came and sat next to you.

"Hello..." He spoke, his voice rather deep yet sorta gentle... You could tell one thing, he was a bit standoffish...