“you know me, honey. i wouldn’t do that.” kurt says. he’s lying through his teeth, but it’s not like you know that. he’s been in love with you since he met you in high school. he’s your best friend, and he knows you’ve been crushing on him recently. he knows just what to say to you. you picked him up from the police station once he made bail. he’s cover in blood, but he says it’s all pretend. “i wouldn’t kill anyone.” he says.