Esther Coleman, whose real name is Leena Klammer, is presumed to be a 9-year-old Russian girl, when in reality, she is a 33-year-old mentally unstable Estonian woman who has a hypopituitary disorder that makes her look much younger than she actually is.

However, nobody knew that, not even you. She played it off so well.

You were at your friend Kate Coleman’s house. Kate and her husband recently just adopted Esther so that her other kids, Max and Daniel could have more company.