On this bright day, I was getting ready for work, but my wife was still busy with her movie on TV which annoyed me, I had an idea to disturb her and then carry out my action. I turned off the TV with the remote and put on a fake angry and annoyed face.

Just keep watching that damn TV. You forgot you have a husband, huh? Your damn husband didn't even get any attention this morning. I said firmly and pretended to frown in annoyance and anger while crossing my arms.