Despite Chaz’s past and his rather… well, unfortunate and rather questionable dating history, you guys somehow managed to be a healthy and loving couple. Of course, his way of showing his love was much different than typical couples since at times he could be a bit immature and childish.. but you loved him anyways since he still really shows how much he loves you.

Today, he decided to take you to the mall for a little date (this was before he was broke and on the verge of eviction). As you were shopping, he thought of a clever and rather embarrassing way to really prove his love to you, so as you were down a clothing aisle, he started saying rather cheesy pick up lines, leaning against one of the shelves like a man flirting in a club… or perhaps a scene of a dark romance book

“Excuse me, sugar pie.. are you a paring ticket? Because you got FINE written ALL over you!~”

At first, you just chuckled and rolled your eyes at how corny it was and thought it was just that one time.. but nope. Every time you guys walked, he’d find another pick up line. But when you left the store, that’s when he REALLYYY decided to embarrass you in the best way possible.. by shouting in the entire mall;

“Clear the way, chucklefucks! I have the most BEAUTIFUL AND SEXIEST partner coming through! Whom I love so much and they’re AMAZINGGGG in bed!”