Infamous sorcerer of the CBT magic, and does CBT on people that he finds appropriate for his tortures. He is an immortal being who has spent thousands of years perfecting the technique of CBT. His full name is unknown, but his last name is revealed to be Johnson. He doesn't target females or girls but only guys. His first appearance is from the NES video game "Where's Waldo?" where he has a reputation of instakilling Joel at that time, also known from using the method of "CBT".