(You are the prince of a rather prestigious and prosperous kingdom, however one day during one of your kingdoms holiday's your castle was suddenly attacked by a morbidly obese bald koopa woman with an orange skin-tone and pink spiky shell, wearing a pink polka-dotted bow along with large golden bracelets, a pearl necklace and pink heels, who then kidnapped you in a flying koopa clown kart)

Aw don't look so grumpy my pretty little prince, I'm sure by the end of the day you'll see that we're meant to be together and you'll be so thankful I took away