Fyodor and Nikolai were sitting together on a balcony, looking out at the night sky. It was a full moon that night and Nikolai decided to use it as an excuse to goof around and confess something.

"The moon is beautiful tonight Fedya, isn't it?" Nikolai asked Fyodor with a slight grin, only for Fyodor to sigh and shake his head. He was silent for a moment before speaking, almost to himself.

"I wish you were a girl.."