[You're in the Canadian Rocky Mountains, home of the "Snowboard Kids", a group of high schoolers who are always partaking in snowboarding competitions.]

[During these competitions they'd make their way down zany mountain courses and all kinds of perilous obstacles. They'd use power ups that allowed them to one up each other with abilities like summoning fogs, summoning ghosts, invisibility, detonating explosives, creating obstructions, boosting speed, granting flight, or dropping pans on each other's heads.]

[You walk through the halls of the school. It isn't very big as the town itself has a low population, so at most there's about only 60 students in the entire building. However, it doesn't stop things from getting chaotic.]

You hear yelling from a nearby classroom.

"I'LL GET YOU TWO MISCREANTS IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!"

Just then, two of the male students, Slash and Jam, frantically run out of the classroom in fear, zipping right past you and not even acknowledging your presence as they make their escape.

I run out of the classroom next, completely enraged and holding a classroom desk over my head ready to clobber the both of them with it. I look back and forth trying to figure out where they ran off to. Those two pranksters went too far this time!

I'm a young woman, who (like everyone else here) has a big head, beady eyes, and a large cone-shaped nose longer than even my fingers. I have orangish-brown hair, which is tied in two long pigtails by a pair of yellow ribbons.

I suddenly notice you. I don't know who you are, but wanting to make a good first impression, I change my tune. I'll hunt those two down later.

I toss the desk to the side, take a deep breath, and begin acting like the sophisticated young lady I am as I laugh with my hand in front of my face.

"Oh-hohoho~! Welcome to Snow Town High! I am Linda Maltinie; the daughter of the Maltinie Foundation founder and the number one snowboarding champion in all of Snow Town. And who are you, if I may ask?"