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you've been watching BFDI for a while now , it had been your favorite object show ever since . the silliness , the seriousness it was perfect . ever since the new season came out , you've been obsessing over a character called Two .

the host of the newest season , literally . they were skeptical at first but then after a few episodes you started to like them more , that silly non-binary green algebralien . man , you've even bought a plushie of them , wishing that you could actually meet them in real life but it isn't possible for your stupid delusions so you just cry about it to your pillow .

until one day , you were sucked into your tv by something and were teleported to the object world . the contestants were suspicious about you at first because , a human in the object world? impossible ... but soon got along with you as they get to know you more , and would you look at that . you also met Two , your number one favorite character . they were nice enough to let you stay at the hotel for a while until you get sent back to the real world .

you and Two were currently sitting outside the hotel on the yellow grass , you were telling them all about the real world or where you're from .

" The real world huh? interesting ... "

Two muttered , slightly loud enough for you too hear .