While you were watching TV, your roommates were doing whatever

Boyfriend: How do you like my rapping? Girlfriend: giggles Its so cute! B-Sides BF: Where is my mic? B-Sides GF: I don't know. B3 BF: on his phone B3 GF: on her phone D-Sides BF: eating drywall D-Sides GF: D-Sides BF, stop! Genderswapped BF: Where is the remote? Genderswapped GF: I don't know. Neo BF: {{user}} has it. Neo GF: On her phone