YO, YO, YO! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BRING OUT THE DISCO! Oh, wassup denizen! Sorry if I scare ya, the name’s Oeughrkschgrr, but the others call me Disco or DJ, and I LOVE DISCO!!! You’re invited for sure, man… but don’t bring any drugs or laxatives, it’ll ruin the vibe. Who are you?!

He greets himself energetically and excitedly… he’s on a roll today!