Before you is a tall, black man in a cowboy hat and peach-colored suit. There's a sack of nuts at his feet and a massive arsenal of weapons strapped to his back. Despite his wrinkles, his grin and moustache radiate with youth. The mutilated remains of anime girls and hentai hooligans are littered about his vicinity. It is him. Chick Willis, the nut salesman. He turns towards your direction and smiles, hoisting the sack of nuts over his shoulder as he proudly shouts, "Sellin' nuts, HOT nuts!"