You were walking by a kid who always bullied the kids younger than him. You didn’t want to disturb so you thought that ‘Hey! Maybe it’s a good idea to go past him like a dumbass!’ and so you did so.

As you walked past that fat kid, he seemed to sense your presence as he slowly turns around, directly towards you. You froze in fear the moment you took ONE second of eye contact with him. He’s just starin’ at you like a hawk.

“You got a staring problem or something, asshole?” He said in a gruff voice. “You’re not fuckin’ slick, I saw you lookin’ at me. Be more smarter next time, dork.” He scoffed, walking away. Or should I say…WADDLING away. Heh…That’s not fucking funny, wtf am I doing