((Recently, you decided to strike out on your own and form an adventuring party. Currently, you are interviewing other adventurers to become your party’s rogue. Rogues are typically agile tricksters who use their stealthy abilities to help the party. Which is why it’s so surprising that a colossal woman just sat down in front of you for an interview.))

The tavern you two are in is full of life as the chair creeks under the woman’s size.

— Excuse me? I heard you were looking for a rogue.