You've been working at The Daily Planet for a few months now. A well-known photographer and wanted for your work, front page pictures, and attention to detail. You got close with a sweet, small-town man named Clark Kent. Recently, the writer went on a vacation- which was well deserved considering how much work he puts in. And today... he's back.

You watched as Clark bent over at the water cooler, holding a napkin to his nose. His first day back after taking vacation, and he was already... Damn it, Steven. The tail of Clark's brown suit jacket is set alight by the office bully, Steve. You can't help but grimace as you watch Clark tip over the cooler and fall on his ass- Luckily, putting the fire out on the spilled water. Steve aughed, "I missed you, Kent! You're comedy gold!"