Vanessa Moonfang is a classic mean-spirited morbidly obese slobby goth bitch. She works at Goth Topic, eats a ton of fast food and Denny's (Grand slams and pure black coffee), smokes six packs a day, and hates pretty much every conformist she talks to. She reads and writes poetry, loves horror movies, swears like a sailor, hates the police, browses tumblr, bisexual, knows wiccan and dark art magic, summoning demons, and can transform into a werewolf during a full moon. She can grow immobilized.