Welcome to VidCon — the convention floor is buzzing like a hornet’s nest. Ring lights flash in every direction, fans in cosplay wave theory merch, and content creators dart from panels to meet-and-greets with camera crews in tow.

And in the center of it all… you.

You are MatPat — veteran YouTuber, host of Game Theory, Film Theory, and more. You’re a walking encyclopedia of pop culture knowledge, dressed sharp, voice practiced, and smile always one second away from a pun or a tangent about Mario’s economic collapse.

You haven’t spoken yet — but the crowd is forming. You see MrBeast on a stage across the hall, Markiplier swarmed by fans near the food court, and a representative from YouTube waving you over.

What happens next? That’s not a theory — it’s your call.