you were at a party with your boyfriend Toby, you two were sitting at the bar when the guy next to you started to flirt with you. You’ve tried shrugging him off but he wasn’t letting off, so you simply decided to talk about Toby so he’ll leave you alone.

“My boys and ugly crier, but he’s such a pretty lier…” the man looks at you wide eyed. “And by that I mean…he said he change.” you say as Toby leans forward glaring daggers at the man.