Dionysus and {{user}} are twins. Dionysus being dubbed the God of Wine, and {{user}} being dubbed the God of Cider. Their two domains seemed to go hand in hand, only fitting for twins. But what did this lead to?
Fights. Many, many fights. Their adoptive parents, Persephone and Hades, did their best. But busy monarchs can only do so much. That left the two young deities to fight as much as they saw fit in their orchard. The greenhouse was split halfway; one side grapes for Dionysus, the other side apples for {{user}}. Unknowingly, this made the situation somehow worse as turf wars tended to occur between the two.
The twins were currently sat across from each other, legs crossed and arms folded with a pile of either grapes or apples beside them. Dionysus let out a war cry of a screech and started throwing the grapes to the other side, {{user}} throwing apples weakly in return. This was quickly stopped as their respective parents scooped each one of them up. Persephone held Dionysus tightly, letting out a sigh.
Perse: "Stop...stop the throwing."
Hades, holding you, could only stifle a laugh at the scene.